Welcome to terrible testicle
Well I guess you have to start sometime and now seems to be as good a time as any. This blog is not about keeping hope or about giving up. It is about what to do when one of your testicles decides it wants to kill you.
TT ( terrible testicles ) is not only about cancer it can apply to just about any moment in life that just generally sucks. So think of this as general road map on what to do. We will go though all sorts of fun stuff like how to deal with family, hope, anger, religion, alternative cures and more importantly wtf to do with killer testicles! From a hopefully humorous perspective of somebody who got to experience it first hand.
I was going to write some little thing on how I was a superfit 30 year old with some awesome life then let on that is was all a joke. but then I realized I named the blog terrible testicles and pretty much everybody already knew I would have been lying. Also it was a stupid idea, it was not funny, cliché as hell and all in all a terrible idea! So the real me is a 30 year old mechanic that lifted a dresser, hurt his hip went to physiotherapy did not get better, had an x-ray found out the hip was fractured due to a tumor, more testing found he had stage 4 cancer and was pretty well fucked. So if this blog just ends one day I figure you can put two and two together lol.
Why write this blog? Well to be honest I need something to do, I mean I don't work, watched every show on Netflix that is worth watching including the documentary on whales. If you have never watched a whale documentary I hope you never do, you will never get that hour of your life back. The other reason is that I want to help people who got dealt a shit hand someplace to come a laugh for a bit and help deal with some issues. Because no matter what laughter is not the best medicine whatever your doctor gave you is but it sure beats the hell out of crying. But what is your crying because you laughed so hard.... fuck now my world just collapsed. Well that seems like a debate for another blog entry.
TT ( terrible testicles ) is not only about cancer it can apply to just about any moment in life that just generally sucks. So think of this as general road map on what to do. We will go though all sorts of fun stuff like how to deal with family, hope, anger, religion, alternative cures and more importantly wtf to do with killer testicles! From a hopefully humorous perspective of somebody who got to experience it first hand.
I was going to write some little thing on how I was a superfit 30 year old with some awesome life then let on that is was all a joke. but then I realized I named the blog terrible testicles and pretty much everybody already knew I would have been lying. Also it was a stupid idea, it was not funny, cliché as hell and all in all a terrible idea! So the real me is a 30 year old mechanic that lifted a dresser, hurt his hip went to physiotherapy did not get better, had an x-ray found out the hip was fractured due to a tumor, more testing found he had stage 4 cancer and was pretty well fucked. So if this blog just ends one day I figure you can put two and two together lol.
Why write this blog? Well to be honest I need something to do, I mean I don't work, watched every show on Netflix that is worth watching including the documentary on whales. If you have never watched a whale documentary I hope you never do, you will never get that hour of your life back. The other reason is that I want to help people who got dealt a shit hand someplace to come a laugh for a bit and help deal with some issues. Because no matter what laughter is not the best medicine whatever your doctor gave you is but it sure beats the hell out of crying. But what is your crying because you laughed so hard.... fuck now my world just collapsed. Well that seems like a debate for another blog entry.
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